“Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten”.

“If you have one foot in the past

and one foot in the future

you’re pissing on the present.”

“Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.”

“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”

“Not everything that counts can be counted,

and not everything that can be counted counts.”

“As I pick the dirt clogs out of my shoe, I came to realize that it really isn’t dirt….

but why in god’s name did I smell my finger?”

“TV is chewing gum for the eyes.”

”Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”

“Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else’s.”

“It is important to use your hands,

that is what distinguishes you from a cow or a computer operator.”